He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
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Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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