Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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