the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
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I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
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Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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