My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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