The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
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dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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