Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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