In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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