meet me or not, i'm out of control
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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