i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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