i just wanna soil my oats bro
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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