Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
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