i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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