I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
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All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
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Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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