Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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