I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
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Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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