Are we in a gay sports bar?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
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You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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