I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I need a beard to bite.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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