Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I want a musical about memes.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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