Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
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I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
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Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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