Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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