Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
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They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
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No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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