so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
