You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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