i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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