ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
porn star boner night. come get it.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Randomize
