im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
All I want is dick and wine.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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