Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
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My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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