do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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