I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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