My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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