Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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