Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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