8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
She said her name was "party"
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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