:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
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Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
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If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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