Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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