Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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