he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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