He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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