Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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