I just cut my nipple shaving
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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