Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
