love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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