Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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