The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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