ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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