You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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