i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
