There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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