i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
