"it" just moved
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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