TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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