youre lurking in front of me
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
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My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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